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  The clerk said, “For a toad I’d suggest also a perpetually renewing puddle, unless it’s a horned toad, in which case there’s a kit containing sand, multicolored pebbles, and bits of organic debris. And if you’re going to be putting it through its feed cycle regularly, I suggest you let our service department make a periodic tongue adjustment. In a toad that’s vital.”

  “Fine,” Iran said. “I want it to work perfectly. My husband is devoted to it.” She gave her address and hung up.

  And, feeling better, fixed herself at last a cup of black, hot coffee.

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  PHILIP K. DICK was born in Chicago in 1928. He attended the University of California at Berkeley, but dropped out rather than participate in mandatory ROTC training. Remaining in California, he began writing professionally in 1952, ultimately producing thirty-six novels and five short story collections. He won the 1962 Hugo Award for The Man in the High Castle, and the 1974 John W. Campbell Memorial Award for Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said. Dick died in 1982 of heart failure following a stroke.

  BOOKS BY PHILIP K. DICK

  AVAILABLE FROM VINTAGE BOOKS

  Confessions of a Crap Artist

  The Divine Invasion

  Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said

  Galactic Pot-Healer

  The Game-Players of Titan

  The Man in the High Castle

  Martian Time-Slip

  A Maze of Death

  Now Wait for Last Year

  A Scanner Darkly

  The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch

  The Transmigration of Timothy Archer

  Ubik

  VALIS

  We Can Build You

  The World Jones Made

  “If the ’70s and ’80s…belonged to William Burroughs, the millennium belongs to Philip K. Dick.”

  —Erik Davis

  Details

  A Del Rey® Book

  Published by The Random House Publishing Group

  Copyright © 1968 by Philip K. Dick

  Introduction copyright © 1975 by Roger Zelazny

  First published in Philip K Dick: Electric Shepherd by Norstrilia Press

  All rights reserved.

  Published in the United States by Del Rey Books, an imprint of The Random House Publishing Group, a division of Random House, Inc., New York, and simultaneously in Canada by Random House of Canada Limited, Toronto. Originally published by Doubleday and Company, Inc. in 1968.

  Del Rey is a registered trademark and the Del Rey colophon is a trademark of Random House, Inc.

  www.delreybooks.com

  Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 96–96117

  eISBN: 978-0-345-50855-3

  v3.0

 

 

 


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