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  From behind them a hoarse shout caused both of them to stop. Ragle turned around and saw, standing in the blue neon light of the Nonpareil Coach Lines sign, the other soldier. He had staggered out of the waiting room after them; now he leaned first one way and then the other, yelling after them, walking a few steps, stopping, setting down the two suitcases that he lugged.

  "Oh Jesus," Wade said. "We got to go back. Otherwise he’ll fall on his face and we’ll never find him." He started back and Ragle had no choice but to go along. "He’ll sleep all night in the vacant lot here."

  When they reached the soldier he caught hold of Wade, rested against him and said, "You guys walked off and left me."

  "You got to stay here," Wade said. "Stay here with the luggage while we go hunt up the car."

  "I got to drive," Phil said.

  At great length, Wade again explained the situation to him. Ragle, wandering about helplessly, wondered if he could stand it. Finally Wade picked up one of the suitcases and started off. To Ragle he said, "Let’s get going. Take the other suitcase or he’ll leave it off and we’ll never see it again."

  "Somebody must have rolled me," Phil muttered.

  They stumbled on and on. Ragle lost track of time and space; one street light grew, passed overhead flooding them temporarily with brilliant yellow light, and then died away behind them. The next one grew in its turn. They passed the vacant lot, and a square inert factory building appeared instead. He and his two companions labored across multiple tracks, one after another. To his right, concrete loading docks at shoulder-level hove close. Phil stumbled against one and came to rest against it, his head buried on his arm, evidently sound asleep.

  Ahead, at the curb, a car attracted Ragle’s attention.

  "Is that it?" he said.

  The two soldiers regarded the car. "I think so," Wade said excitedly. "Hey, Phil—ain’t that the car?"

  "Sure," Phil said.

  The car sagged on one side. It had a flat. So they had found it.

  "Now we got to get a tire," Wade said, throwing the two suitcases into the back of the car. "Let’s get the jack under it and get the wheel off and see what size tire it takes."

  In the trunk compartment he and Ragle found a jack. Phil had meanwhile wandered off; they saw him standing a few yards away, his head back, staring up at the sky.

  "He’ll stand like that for an hour," Wade said, as they jacked up the car. "There’s a Texaco Station back aways; we passed it just before the flat." Showing skill and experience, he got the wheel off and rolled it onto the sidewalk. Ragle followed. "Where’s Phil?" Wade said, looking around.

  Phil was nowhere to be seen.

  "God damn him," Wade said. "He must have rambled off."

  Ragle said, "Let’s get to the gas station. I don’t have all night and neither do you."

  "That’s a fact," Wade said. "Well," he said philosophically, "maybe he’ll come back and flop in the car and we’ll find him there when we get back." He began rolling the tire and wheel, at a good speed.

  The gas station, when they got to it, was dark. The proprietor had closed up and gone home.

  "I’ll be a bug-eared frag," Wade said.

  "Maybe there’s another station nearby," Ragle said.

  "I don’t remember another one," Wade said. "How do you like that." He seemed stunned, unable to act any further.

  "Come on," Ragle said. "Let’s go."

  After a long hard interval of tramping along, they saw ahead of them the white and red and blue square of a Standard Station.

  "Amen," Wade said. "You know," he said happily to Ragle, "I been walking along here praying like a bastard. And there it is." He rolled his tire and wheel faster and faster, squalling a cry of triumph. "Come on!" he yelled back to Ragle.

  In the station a clean-cut boy in the starched white uniform of the company watched them without interest.

  "Hey, there, man," Wade said, shoving open the station house door. "You want to sell us a tire? Let’s move it."

  The boy put down a chart he had been working on, picked up a cigarette from an ash tray, and came over to see the tire.

  "What’s this for?" he asked Wade.

  " ’Thirty-six Dodge sedan," Wade said.

  The boy flashed a light on the tire, trying to read the size. Then he got out a heavy ringed note-binder and leafed through the printed pages. It seemed to Ragle that he examined each page at least four different times, turning them first one way and then another. Finally he closed the notebinder and said, "Can’t do you any good."

  "What do you suggest, then?" Ragle said patiently. "This soldier and his buddy have to be back at their base or they’re AWOL."

  The gas station attendant scratched his nose with his pencil and then he said, "There’s a recap place up on the highway, about five miles."

  "We can’t walk five miles," Ragle said.

  The attendant said, "I’ve got my Ford pick-up truck parked over there." He pointed with his pencil. "One of you stay here, and leave your wheel here. And the other of you can drive the pick-up over to the highway. It’s a Seaside Station. At the first light. Bring the tire back and I’ll put it on here for you. It’ll cost you six bits for me to put it on." He took down a set of car keys from the register and handed them to Ragle. "And," he said, "while you’re up there, there’s an all-night restaurant across the highway. You want to bring me back a fried ham and cheese sandwich and a malt."

  "Any special kind of malt?" Ragle said.

  "Pineapple, I guess." He handed Ragle a dollar bill.

  "I’ll stay here," Wade said. "Hurry back," he yelled after him.

  "Okay," Ragle said.

  A few minutes later he had backed the pick-up truck out onto the deserted street. Then he was driving in the direction the attendant had pointed. At last he saw the lights of the highway.

  What a situation, he thought to himself.

  EIGHT

  The young man wearing shorts and undershirt placed the end of a reel of tape, looped, into the slot of the reel-hub. He revolved the reel until the tape had caught, and then he pressed the key that started the transport. On the sixteen-inch screen a picture appeared. The young man seated himself on the edge of the bed to watch.

  First, the picture showed a six-lane divided highway with white concrete pavement. In the center strip bushes and grass grew. On each side of the highway billboards advertising retail products could be seen. Cars moved along the highway. One changed lanes. Another slowed to take advantage of a cut-off.

  A yellow Ford pick-up truck appeared.

  From the speaker of the tape machine a voice said, "That is a 1952 Ford pick-up truck."

  "Yes," the young man said.

  The truck, seen now from the side, showed its profile. Then it came at the screen. The young man noted it from the front.

  Darkness descended. The truck switched on its headlights. The young man observed it from the front, side, and rear, its tail lights in particular.

  Daylight returned to the screen. The truck moved along under sunlight. It changed lanes.

  "The vehicle code requires a driver to make a hand-signal when he changes lanes," the voice said.

  "Right," the young man said.

  The truck stopped off on the gravel shoulder.

  "The vehicle code requires that when a vehicle stops, the driver make a hand-signal," the voice said.

  The young man got up and went over to rewind the tape.

  "I’ve got that down pat," he said to himself. He rewound the tape and put on another reel. While he was threading it, the telephone rang. From where he stood he called, "Hello."

  The ringing stopped and from the wall a muted voice that he did not recognize said, "He’s still standing in line."

  "Okay," the young man said.

  The phone clicked off. The young man finished threading the tape and started up the transport.

  On the screen appeared the image of a man in uniform. Boots, brown pants stuffed into the boots, leather belt,
pistol in holster, brown canvas shirt, necktie poking out at his collar, heavy brown jacket, visored cap, sun-glasses. The man in uniform turned around, showing himself from several sides. Then he climbed onto a motorcycle, kicked the motor into life, and roared off.

  The screen showed him riding along.

  "Fine," the young man wearing shorts and undershirt said. He got out his electric shaver, snapped it on, and, watching the screen, finished shaving.

  The highway patrolman on the screen began pursuing a car. After a while he caught up with the car and waved it to a stop at the side of the road. The young man, shaving reflexively, studied the expression on the highway patrolman’s face.

  The highway patrolman said, "All right, may I see your driver’s license please?"

  The young man said, "All right, may I see your driver’s license please?"

  The door of the trapped car opened and a middle-aged man wearing a white shirt and unpressed slacks got out, reaching into his pocket. "What’s the matter, officer?" he said.

  The highway patrolman said, "Are you aware that this is a limited speed zone, sir?"

  The young man said, "Are you aware that this is a limited speed zone, sir?"

  The driver said, "Sure, I was only doing forty-five, like it said back there on the sign." He passed his wallet to the highway patrolman, who took it and studied the license. On the screen a blow-up of the license appeared. It remained until the young man had finished shaving, dabbed after-shave lotion in his face, rinsed out his mouth with antibax, squirted deodorant under his arms, and started to find his shirt. Then the license vanished.

  "Your license has expired, mister," the highway patrolman said.

  As he slid his shirt from the hanger the young man said, "Your license has expired, mister."

  The telephone rang. He leaped over to the tape-transport, struck the idle-key, and called, "Hello."

  From the wall the muted voice said, "He is now talking to Wade Schulmann."

  "Okay," tne young man said.

  The phone clicked off. He started up the tape again, this time at fast forward wind. When he stopped it and returned it to the play position, the highway patrolman was walking around a car and saying to the lady driver,

  "Would you please press down with your foot on the brake pedal."

  "I don’t see what this is all about," the lady driver said. "I’m in a hurry and this is a ridiculous inconvenience. I know a little about law, furthermore."

  The young man tied his tie, looped his heavy leather belt, strapped on his pistol and holster. "I’m sorry, mister," he said as he stuck on his visored cap. "Your tail light isn’t showing. You’re not permitted to drive without a proper tail light. You’ll have to park your car. Could I see your license?"

  As he was putting on his coat, the telephone rang again.

  "Hello," he said, peering at himself in the mirror.

  "He’s walking to the car with Wade Schulmann and Philip Burns," the muted voice said.

  "Okay," the young man said. Going to the tape transport he halted an inch of tape that showed the highway patrolman, close-up, front-view, and then, at the mirror, he compared himself with him. Darn good, he decided.

  "Now they’re entering the Standard Station," the muted voice said. "Get ready to leave."

  "I’m on my way," he said. He closed the door after him, walked up the dark concrete ramp to the parked motorcycle. Getting onto the seat he jumped with his full weight on the starter-pedal. The motor started. Hopping along he glided the motorcycle out onto the street, switched on the headlight, pressed the clutch down, put it in gear, let the clutch out as he gave the motor gas. With a loud noise the motorcycle moved forward; he hung on inexpertly until it had gained speed, and then he relaxed and sat back. At the first intersection he turned right, toward the highway.

  He had got onto the highway before he realized that he had forgotten something. What was it? Some part of his uniform.

  His sun-glasses.

  Did he wear them at night? As he rode along the highway, past the cars and trucks, he tried to remember. Maybe to cut down the glare from oncoming headlights. Holding onto the handlebar with one hand he reached into his coat pocket. There they were. He lifted them out and fitted them onto his nose. How dark, with the sun-glasses in place. For a moment he saw nothing, only blackness.

  Maybe it was a mistake.

  Taking off the sun-glasses he experimented, watching the road through them and then not through them. On his left, a big vehicle of some kind moved up abreast with him. He paid little attention to it. A trailer with a car pulling it; he speeded up his motorcycle to pass it. The trailer speeded up, too.

  Damn, he said to himself. He had forgotten something, all right. His gloves. His bare hands, one gripping the handlebar, the other holding the sun-glasses, began to become numb with cold.

  Time enough to go back? No, he decided.

  Squinting, he peered for a sight of the yellow Ford pick-up truck. It would enter the highway at the signal light.

  On his left, the trailer had got up so that it was ahead of him. He became aware that gradually it was pulling into his lane. Christ, he thought. Putting away the sun-glasses, he steered his motorcycle into the lane to his right. A horn sounded; there was a car directly on his right. He swerved back. At the same time, the trailer came sweeping at him. His hand flew to the horn. What horn? Did motorcycles have horns? Sirens. He bent to switch on the siren.

  When the siren wailed on, the trailer ceased to press at him. It returned to its own lane. And the car on his right gave him more clearance.

  Noticing that, he felt more confidence.

  By the time he spotted the yellow Ford pick-up truck, he had begun to enjoy his job.

  As soon as he heard the siren behind him, Ragle knew that they had made up their minds to get him. He did not slow down. But he did not speed up. He waited until he could tell for certain that it was a cycle, not a car, that had got on his tail. And he saw only one of them.

  Now I’ve got to use my sense of time and space, he said to himself. My masterful talent.

  He sized up the traffic-pattern around him, the positions and speeds of the cars. Then, when he had it fixed in mind, he cut sharply into the lane to his left, between two cars. The one behind slowed; it had no choice. Without any fuss he had wedged the pick-up truck into a dense pack of traffic. Then, in rapid succession, he lane-hopped until he had got ahead of a massive two-section rig that hid him from anything following. Meanwhile, the siren continued to wail. Now he could not tell exactly where the cycle was. And, he thought, he’s undoubtedly lost sight of me.

  Between the rig and the sedan ahead of him, his tail lights could not be seen. And, at night, the cop had only the tail lights to go on.

  All at once the motorcycle shot by in the lane to his left. The cop turned his head and identified him. But he could not get near the pick-up truck; he had to go on. Traffic had not stopped. The drivers could not tell who was being pursued; they thought the motorcycle meant to go farther on.

  Now he’ll wait for me, Ragle guessed. At once he changed lanes, cutting over to the left-hand lane, so that there were two lanes of traffic between him and the motorcycle. He’ll be off on the shoulder. Ragle slowed down so that cars behind him felt forced to pass on the right. The traffic to his right became heavy.

  Momentarily he glimpsed the motorcycle parked off on the gravel shoulder. The cop, in his uniform, peered back. He did not see the pick-up truck, and a moment later Ragle was safe. Well past. Now he speeded up; for the first time he shot ahead of the other traffic.

  Soon he saw the signal light that he wanted.

  But he did not see the Seaside Station that he had been told to look for.

  Odd, he thought.

  I had better get off the highway, he said to himself. So that I don’t get flagged down again. No doubt there is something I’ve violated; this truck doesn’t have the proper-colored reflector strips on its rear bumper or some such device. Anything for an e
xcuse, so that the machinery can go into motion, and all the forces can close in around me.

  I know it’s my psychosis, he said to himself, but I still don’t want to get caught.

  Making a hand-signal, he left the highway. The truck bumped off onto a rutted dirt pasture. As soon as it had stopped moving he shut off the lights and the motor. Nobody will notice me, he said to himself. But where the hell am I? And what do I do next?

  Craning his neck, he searched in vain for any sign of the Seaside Station. The cross street, at the light, vanished off into the darkness, lit up for only a few hundred yards. Nothing there. A minor route. This is the big road out of town.

  Far off, up the highway, a single colored neon sign could be made out.

  I’ll drive down there, he decided. Or can I take the risk of getting back on the highway?

  He waited until, looking back, he saw dense traffic. And then, gunning the motor, he shot out onto the road a split-second ahead of it. If any cop was coming, he wouldn’t see one more tail light among all the others.

  A moment later, Ragle identified the neon sign as that of a roadside tavern. A brief flash as it swept into view: the parking lot, gravel. Tall upright sign, FRANK’S BAR-B-Q AND DRINKS. Illuminated windows of a pentagonal stucco one-story building, somewhat modern. Few cars parked. He signaled and hurtled off the highway, into the parking lot. The truck barely halted in time. A foot from the wall of the bar-b-q. Trembling, he shifted into low and drove the truck around the side of the building, out of sight, back among the garbage cans and stacks of boxes at the service entrance. Where the delivery trucks no doubt came.

  After he had gotten out of the pick-up truck he walked back to see if it could be seen. No, not from the highway. Not by a passing car. And if anyone did ask, he had only to deny any relationship to the truck. How could they prove he had arrived in it? I walked, he would say. Or I hitch-hiked and got a lift this far with somebody who turned off at the cross street.

  Pushing open the door of the bar-b-q, he entered. Maybe they’ll know where the Seaside Station is, he said to himself. This is probably the place where I’m supposed to pick up the fried ham sandwich and the malted milk.